The nuisance of the stray bitches!


“Where on earth have you been?”
“I have been visiting hospitals :(”

“Why? did you fall in love with doctor Jaspreet there?”
“No, I had a bad accident!”

“Why / how on earth did that happen?”

“All cause of that stupid bitch, me and Rishi were cruising down to the office, completely overawed by the amount of work we had at our disposal we decided to bike down to the office at 7’o clock in the morning, Rishi was riding the pillion and I was at the wheel, we had crossed the Kothaguda junction and had just begun to race, when this cute bitch in her mid years seemed to cross the road beautifully tick-tocking her bottom, she seemed to have picked a fight with a set of dogs (the bad guys) on the other side of the road, she turned back to witness them closely for the last time and came back straight on the road, with an elan!

Bitch tossed us both in the air :(, we were flicked by her back, and were afloat in the air for a bit, landed back on the road, toppled upside down, skid the road for 50 meters, I hit the road with my shoulder blade, my reflex was fast, and I thought I would black out, the impact was high but the helmet saved me from the worst! I couldn’t get up and people feared the worst, I couldn’t figure out anything for a moment, then I asked Rishi if he was OK, people rushed in from all corner, someone offered water, and after moving all the nooks and corners of my body and ascertaining that I was OK, I decided to get up, the shirt was torn completely, came to the side of the road called the corporate ambulance and went down to see the doctor, she administered a 10 INR tetanus shot at the cost of 850 INR, I didn’t feel all that great because my ribs had squeezed completely, and I was having problems breathing and speaking, but thank god there was no fracture and there was no shoulder dislocation, for god’s sake “DO WEAR YOUR HELMETS” when you ride a 2 wheeler. I was saved I went onto work and took 2 days off subsequently it helped my ribs inflate back to normal.

Miraculously – nothing happened to that bitch is what people told me, I had left the bike at a local garage, as I said earlier – people in hyderabad are extra nice :), Rishi was safe, nothing happened to my bike – destiny had it for me in the books and I escaped it with minimal impact, thank god I am here to write this piece of blog.

Statistically 70% of the road accidents happen because of the stray animals and in most of the cases the trauma is on the the beasts and they succumb to their injuries, can they not make helmets mandatory for the stray creatures strolling so seamlessly on the roads? Atleast if not us, let them be safe! Hopeless administration / municipal corporation can do nothing about it – I hope they can become capable of doing something better in next 100 years. I know I am not talking symbiosis here, but thats not how its supposed to be.

1 Comment so far

  1. sarika (unregistered) on August 20th, 2006 @ 5:40 pm

    hmmm…. just read ur blog….
    Do get well soon :)
    Cherio :)



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